TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT: CIA TO STAGE JANUARY 3, 2021, PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP RESIGNATION IN AFTERMATH OF DEATH THREATS & THREE FOILED ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS (JANUARY 1, 2021): CIA Headquarters Located Beneath CERN at Lake Geneva in Switzerland to Stage Donald J. Trump Resignation on January 3, 2021, Exactly 104-Days After White House Allegedly Recieved Package Adressed to Trump Containing Ricin Back on September 19, 2020, Exactly 140-Days After CIA Staged Secret Service Shooting of Alleged Would-Be Trump Assassin Outside White House During Live Trump Press Conference Back on August 10, 2020, Exactly 613-Days After Would-Be Trump Assassin Chase Bliss Colasurdo was Convicted in US Federal Court Back on May 1, 2019, for Allegedly Making Death Threats Against Donald Trump, Jr. & Trump’s Son-In-Law Jared Kushner, Exactly 1,444-Days After Trump Became President of the United States Back on January 20, 2017, Exactly 1,660-Days After CIA Staged Gun-Related Assassination Attempt Targeting Trump in Reno, Nevada Back on June 18, 2016, & Exactly 16,949-Days After US President Richard M. Nixon Resigned Over Watergate Scandal Back on August 9, 1974